Il babbo natale che tutti in casa mutanti vorrebbero pizzicare (anche non metaforicamente) di notte come portatore di regali o regalo egli stesso!
Da vecchia idea di altri (che ora manco trovo più in giro, magari rilinkate), abbiamo anche noi dei cazzogrammi intercettati dai nostri infiltrati pedopornonazisionichilisti della postale!
E siccome non vogliamo lasciare la povera e derelitta lury da sola nella sua missione di fare del sano e approfondito giornalismo d'inchiesta quale senz'altro è il suo, ecco che per Once we do well we are fashionistas (à la page so to say "wankers") and we give you hot gravure authentic revelations from information (ie speeches hairdresser between sluts and indecorous leccaculo various 10 times paid-renowned neurosurgeons world with our money)!
Exhibit # 1
Dear Santa Claus, also the only six
ciabbiamo father who never had in kuesta kasa, so I ask you now? The Mummy ripijà you can now and then?
arthritis jorn wanted to get my amike hill to see if Justin Timberlake wax to the Appian Way, but she but made to stay at home, saying that I know only holes cie i peddofoli che me vojono mazzà! E siccome i peddofoli vojano solo le sbarbatelle, nessuno se pija mamma: traggedia, aò!
mortacci loro e de' loro nonne, so pacefista pure io e grinpiz sento marappresenta, ma mammazassiro dopo che mà sbattuto pebbene justino mio, aò!
sickome, però, fori so tutti così maniaci, io te devo chiede o de pijartela te, la kuestura ce mette troppo, o de portamme te justin! ok? Traratro, ora che cè lenvasione di questi "orchi", mamà me spigne sempre fuori casa la sera e se raccumanda che io prenda sempre passaggi dai ceffi sconosciuti! 'nvedi ke tokka fà per finì in tellevisone!
Ce conto - baciotti e moviti o ti sputtano nei muri der bagno a scuola come peddofolo pure te, come il proffe de greco che mà stangato secca xkè nun jea davo e era geloso de noartri!
Reperto #2
Aò, babbo-sbabbeo, come butta?
Senti, io sò ninja debbbrutto e tu ciai un guaio serio: se nun me porti lo scute come cianno tutti li mi compagni te spacco le clavicole in 7-8 parti, ntesi?
Oh, se tariesce magari fammi pure promuovere quest'anno e magari te la cavi con poco!
Tò avvisato, e!?
E stà attento che se 6 troppo grosso, qualche renna gracilina da pestatte la trovo sicuro, nun puoi ave' tutto sotto controllo sempre!
Exhibit # 3
Shah cosooo!
Mamma m'a de Lavoratti said well, we run away from you forever beautiful robi, not from that tirchione Maxine, ke xò the vojo bbene much!
Look, concealed 200 euros, which puts me benza serves as the machine? Come on, nun ago tirchione well ir you, otherwise you do not do the Robbin filthy filthy if I come home to find Famija, ok? Or you know what? De do worse than ever and I say well you Kiama on the work that I miss it, tie-tie!
VA that I know you're a guy right and not one that you just stepped on you may not pay the pasta beam, right?
Taspetto, sciaooo!
PS, but you know that when I take the pink paste and then I see the strobe I can just feel like when vometavo under rarbero? Come on, too much disorder, you see we were meant to incontracce!
Exhibit # 4
Dear Santa Claus,
seemed yesterday that I wrote as a little boy and hopefully now I'm already with a family on his shoulders and many mouths to take care of, because it was unfortunately does not give us much assistance.
In the end I became a doctor, though perhaps better that way: I do not do abortions, I do not have to revive my sister and do not prescribe pills immoral (even if I use them and then I let my mother take the box to show his love-gift to implore him to do so without a condom).
I always go to church, do the catechist and try not to judge, not even my mother who is fixed to the PC, does not work, does not wash and does not bring any money home, indeed! I also
the catechist in the parish and never fails though so I have settled, I still wonder if I can be found under the tree you can not say a lot of money, but at least some lawyer who is not in the office, because I would get out I cleaned that are not yet on file in the house!
Do it for the children of my brothers, the children I taught catechism to the values \u200b\u200bof altruism, respect and tolerance that I have always followed, even when mom let free to do those little pranks!
Or see to get rid of all those bad people to work before I recall: it is not right to do so to me, I do not center anything and see if those others on their way, I do not want to know anything even though I always read all for safety!
A kiss and do not let me down!
Exhibit # 5
SANTA CHRISTMAS GIFT
Porges sentiments I wish donors prefer
HOPE ALL IS WELL GIVE YOU COLD IN ALASKA LAPLAND
YOU REMEMBER WAITING IN NEW GIFTS ADSL PC CARD MONEY ORDER SO ITS CHILDREN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
IF NON DELIVERY WITHIN 24 HOURS COURSE GIVE NEW REVELATIONS WEB and ran FRIENDS BY WRITING YOUR CHILD CALLED SANTA Soliloquy ALIAS MAXI FASSA cloners EX NEWS Criminisi
still holds COPRIRENNA ASSISTED SEMEN YOUR SON, IF YOU DO NOT PAY ITS coprophagia WEB WHERE EVERYTHING at once acclaimed IO INDEXED. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE GOOD PUBLIC PERSON INVOLVED PICTURE SCANDAL UNINA
FRIENDLY
Try to guess the names of the authors:)!
PS: On the subject leaks, there would also to revive this old log : D!
PS: On the subject leaks, there would also to revive this old log : D!
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